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Friday, January 6, 2006

The cat meowed at 11:09 p.m.

Friday, January 6, 2006

The cat meowed at 11:09 p.m.

Friday, August 19, 2005

The cat meowed at 10:14 p.m.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

AHHHHHHHH so lonely i dont care all of you must go HC too and join me!!!!!!!!!

The cat meowed at 06:25 p.m.

Wednesday, July 6, 2005

LONDON has it! for the olympics 2012!

The cat meowed at 09:39 p.m.

Sunday, July 3, 2005

today i went to suntec carrefour for our usual sunday morning grocery shopping, and i saw something really cute in the toilet. it was an ad on the toilet door, that said

WHEN S**T IS NOT A SWEARWORD, BUT A PRAYER...
visit one of our consultants today.(or something along these lines)

so damn kewt right? i was laughing like mad all the way into the toilet cubicle, and the other women were giving me weird looks, like maybe they thought i was laughing at an extra anus or something. then i got out, and told my brother, and he told me the air force base where he works has this sign on their toilet doors

WE AIM TO PLEASE.
YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE.

lolz.

The cat meowed at 08:28 p.m.

Friday, June 24, 2005

a) EDS handover (my gawd i'm so sad lah. i dont care i'm still going to sit my aSS in the eds room as and when i like lolz.)
b)piahing homework like mad. i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die.

i have like 14 ficking physics papers and i havent even started. actually, all i've done its maths and i havent even completed that. like, way far from it. stupid pple like matthew probably finished all their freaking hmwk and have all the time in the world to revise for o's and stuff. argh i like have all these 10 yr series and i havent started doing them!!! yeah, and now i'm partially nocturnal, cos i'm doing my hmwk till late late in the night, and i wake up late late in the morning, do a bit more hmwk, and sleep till late late in the afternoon. and its hard to break out of the haBit, cos when you first sleep late, you get tired in the afternoons, then you nap, then you cant sleep at night, then you sleep late, then you get tired in the afternoons and so on. you get my point right?

and RJC and HCJC havent contacted me for any bloody thing concerning DSA so chances are, i've been rejected. oh my gawd i'm so dejected (hahah it rhymes!)vjc doesnt count cos i havent sent in my application for that.

somebody confirm that i'm absolutely 100% dead!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna fail my o's and get 54 points!!!!!!

The cat meowed at 11:00 a.m.

Wednesday, June 1, 2005

The cat meowed at 09:30 p.m.

Wednesday, June 1, 2005

Dylan Thomas - The Force That Through The Green Fuse

The force that through the green fuse drives the flower
Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees
Is my destroyer.
And I am dumb to tell the crooked rose
My youth is bent by the same wintry fever.

The force that drives the water through the rocks
Drives my red blood; that dries the mouthing streams
Turns mine to wax.
And I am dumb to mouth unto my veins
How at the mountain spring the same mouth sucks.

The hand that whirls the water in the pool
Stirs the quicksand; that ropes the blowing wind
Hauls my shroud sail.
And I am dumb to tell the hanging man
How of my clay is made the hangman's lime.

The lips of time leech to the fountain head;
Love drips and gathers, but the fallen blood
Shall calm her sores.
And I am dumb to tell a weather's wind
How time has ticked a heaven round the stars.

And I am dumb to tell the lover's tomb
How at my sheet goes the same crooked worm.

The cat meowed at 12:57 a.m.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

do you know what a pain o levels are btw? to all you lucky pple out there taking IP...hmphhhhhhhhh.

The cat meowed at 08:51 p.m.

Monday, May 30, 2005

i havent really run into a camp(organising/helping out) that i hated. i dont know why. maybe its just like, you just feel attached to the people you're working with, and no matter how attitude problem the attendees (???attendees? wtva. the pple who attend. not attendants. so what is it called?) you kinda feel ok abt it, cos you enjoy mostly the part where you were organising together and stuff. the behind the scenes part. so the orientations and previous psl camps and eds camp, totally rocked. (for me anyway. you can call me biased.)

The cat meowed at 08:13 p.m.

Monday, May 23, 2005

And my asshole com decided to kill off my entry abt the alzheimer’s dinner and abt my acupuncture treatment for my knees, so im too lazy to retype. Maybe next time kk?

The cat meowed at 09:41 p.m.

Monday, May 16, 2005

thanks to the appreciative audience
the lovely sec one ushers
the wonderful EDS teachers
CO for lending us the room
mr chia and ah tiong and mr andy putting up with our racket and rubbish
and most of all...EDS.

seriously. all those fears that we would bomb? i'm super ultra glad we converted it into determination to practice like crazy at the last minute. the concert was just so fabulous...better than last year and i tink the audience was entertained. i rmb being super freaked out on thurs during full dress rehearsal. me and eunice and god knows who else were close to tears and meh meh was crying and all of us were having panic attacks and nightmares and all the weeks before. and i cant say really how glad i am that we didnt fail our own expectations and we raised the bar for what others think of us(of course, you can correct me here if i am wrong, but for now, i'll live with my delusions since i got loads of positive comments for the concert) another thing i'm grateful abt the concert is how close it brought us all 2gether. it made me realise how much i appreciate EDS and pple in it. whether its juniors(you guys were totally fab. you have a lovely lovely sparkling future ahead of you! dont let us down when we seniors come back to see eds concert!) and my own level(i really really luf all of you. i dunno why it took us so long to really form the bond, but i'm glad we did anyway. it took time, but without this test of time, i dont think we'd be the close knit working grp/friends we are today. sincere thanks!)

to all those pple who thought we could not put up a show fit to for your eyes...well. your loss.

its great for the sec 4s that we end off our eds odyssey with such a memorable closure. i can look back on the memories and be proud that at the end of it all, we put up a representative production that we can really call our own, and hold pride in it and be unashamed to relive it again in our own mind. i dont know. the thought of it all ending just makes me all sentimental and very sad...its like...its very empty and all now. for the past couple of months really, a real real large part of my life revolved around eds and i really devoted everything i could. now...i dont know. its just...no more. no more dance or drama practices, no more excuse for crappy comm meetings...i just hope we'll continue of our tradition of sitting at mac's or kfc for so long letting our fats grow and just keep talking and talking and talking. it sounds silly to be afraid, but i am, of losing all this. it may sound pathetic to others to be so dependent on something, but i think for me, it really boils down to my love for eds and everything it means to me. the thrill of performing. the way we work together. the friendship thats just different, that is really...family. llove. in a wayy. every little thing. all the tribulations we passed through together and came out better for it. our fairytale may have had a lovely resolution, but it means its time to close the book.

the concert is a great way to end, but at the same time, it really signifies the end...and that really makes me very...i dont know. like missing somehow inside. like missing something before my time has come to miss it. a future longing. like something you know you will cherish and wish for so much again, although you still have it now. i'm not saying we're gonna lose it. its gonna sound dead corny, but i think we've sort of stuffed it into a special corner or crevice, in our hearts and minds. i've been drunk in my own revelries over the past couple of days, thinking again and again, replaying the concert in my mind. it really makes me happy, but very sad as well, cos it is our last performance...

at least we ended off with a bang. i really love you guys.

The cat meowed at 09:30 p.m.

Friday, May 13, 2005

i wonder if i should apply for the direct admission scheme thing. a) why would the schools accept me? the whole point of letting students in at the JC's own discretion is to look at other things besides academic grades. so really. what do i have to offer. hmmm b) what if you dont really know what JC to pick. say you narrowed it down to two choices, both with their own advantage. however, only one accepted you. you dont know whether to apply to it or not, because if you do, then after taking O's, you have to go to this JC. but you know the other one has its advantage too. but you dont know if you should run the risk of taking O's the normal way so you go to either JC, the risk being, you have to score damn well. what if you dont?

EDS night in one day!

The cat meowed at 12:09 a.m.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

The cat meowed at 06:17 p.m.

Saturday, April 9, 2005

The cat meowed at 06:39 p.m.

Friday, April 1, 2005

The cat meowed at 09:08 a.m.

Monday, March 21, 2005

The cat meowed at 10:48 p.m.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

The cat meowed at 11:04 p.m.

Sunday, March 6, 2005

so in the end, at six plus, we went to pizza hut and we divided the work of buying stuff for co pple among us. so after drinking like half of our soup, me and claire went off to buy flowers and it was so irriting! @#$%ing florist was so @#$%ing slow and there was like this super niao woman in front of us and she was like "just because they are people behind in the queue cannot just anyhow do mine ok" so we had to wait like a million years (well actually from 6.40 to 7.20) before dorea's flowers could get properly wrapped. by this time, the rest had finished dinner lolz and the guys were at city hall liao after buying faye's gift and mwina and km were waiting for us, ji de xiang re guo shang de ma yi (ants on a hot pot).

then at like 7:25 we ran like mad women through suntec and to city hall then we met up with jz and scott(ym and ryan went ahead to vch already) and we ran like mad again to vch. actually, scott ran like shit, the rest of us had to run to catch up. then km was damn funny, and was like cursing at him like siao while running, something about stop running lah!, then something about his mother or wtva...lolz i'm laughing to myself even as i'm recalling it. wa lao when we went in, we looked like laughing, panting tomatoes(not a pretty sight) and we already missed two songs liao. for the record, ming and ryan missed only one, damn lah. when i sat down i was panting like crazy and felt like puking (you try not eating for the whole day then running and laughing at the same time) but the concert was fab. i loved the cello piece.(shirl says its cos she's in it..err..) kelvin's suo na solo was nice also ahahah and i bet kelvin's little fan club agrees. my only gripes are that the woman in front of us kept giving us dirty looks and dorea's lillies were ruined from all that running. wah i felt so sad. dorea stupid woman you better be grateful. you made the whole lot of us late!

after the concert, all of us were acting like bloody drunkards and talking so loudly (wtva happened to manners?)and walking in the middle of the road like we owned it. we went to burger king to get drinks and i realised how completely filthy the minds of my classmates were wa lao. i'm not going to elaborate on what they were talking about lest you get disgusted and start puking (desmond spit all over ym just by laughing)

The cat meowed at 11:39 a.m.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

good question

cos me and allison are doing the freaky history project which is freakily due tmrw freaking hell technically in 3 mins it will be tmrw oh die.

my arm hurts. you know why? cos i was putting so much strain on it holding the mouse trying to draw kofi annan on paint so we can stick it in the ppt. and allison didnt even stick it in cos she said she dunno where to put. i'm making her. she made me stay up w/ her ok. bloody tired. dont waste my effort. to draw his freaky face alone i spent 20 mins k.

why the heck did i just type so much bullshit. and my com is an asshole. it can't operate msn and musicmatch or any other music program 2gether. it cant operate ie and msn and word 2gether. it cant operate when you open 4 or more windows. it asks for more memory space of for me to close down any program. sometimes it doesnt ask at all. its just rudely says that it needs to close down this program and promptly does it. the other day it was such an asshole and close my word doc that held my bio project. fcking hell. i asked my brother for help when the com started complaining and telling me it was running out of memory. my brother said, "oh! drink water and go and sleep" because he was piss drunk on whisky and assumed that i was too.i had to redo the shitty thing k...wa lao...ended up sleeping at 1 on saturday night redoing. com, if you can sense this, you can be a real asshole sometimes. even if you can't, i'm going to say it anyway. you're an asshole. (sometimes) but just because i swear at you, it doesnt gif you license to take revenge at some other crucial time k. dont. or else.

The cat meowed at 11:57 p.m.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

The cat meowed at 07:11 p.m.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

1. had eds comm meeting
2. went out and slacked around and bought new year stuff with wan qing, eunice and matthew
3. will haf eds reunion dinner and outing soon
4. no homework except e math which i'm going to screw
5. no homework except e math which i'm going to screw
6. no homework except e math which i'm going to screw
7. no homework except e math which i'm going to screw
8. no homework except e math which i'm going to screw
9. no homework except e math which i'm going to screw
10. ...do you really not know?

The cat meowed at 08:43 p.m.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

plus musicmatch seems to be screwing up my com. it cant operate simultaneously with msn and will screw msn up, so now i'm resorting to using creative mediasource player.

still in luf with POTO. oh speaking of screwing, heres some lame joke:

Q: What's the difference between girls and the bank?
A: Even when you're broke, the bank is still out to screw you.

The cat meowed at 09:05 p.m.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

have replaced the "point of no return" POTO pic with this one, just the phantom alone cos he is totally delectable if he just leaves his mask and wig where they are. i am going to watch the simple life2 tonight to see if its nice.

the whole chunk of words in this entry and last probably sounded toally wu liao to you. but whatever man. :P

The cat meowed at 09:32 p.m.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

its like, everything suddenly shoved in your face and there are so many things happening at the same time and you're expected to handled them all

like, wtva. i totally hope this year's intake of juniors will be good because it just make things a lot easier. unpolished diamonds are far rarer than polished pieces of coal tho, which is quite sad. eds camp planning is finally somewhat done, so at least that's one thing settled. am looking forward to eds reunion dinner lah ahahah but thats a couple of week away. bleah for cny concert me claire and yvonne cant take part in the eds-band collaboration, which i totally feel sad about. its like, how rare does an opportunity like this pass by? got SC stuff that day unfotunately, sadly, regrettably. aiyah fate lah. still wish all the rest the best of luck and sure you guys will shine(even tho got such horrible time constraints!!!)

The cat meowed at 09:16 p.m.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

it is actually quite hilarious to look back on it now (esp since ng bk is once again my math teacher oh goodness i think i'm going to fail i can't catch his superfast speed) but i really felt quite guilty throughout today for having been such a foul mouthed person (foul worded? foul blogged? eh?) last time and probably even now,(though sad to say,i am probably not 100 percent repentant because i am 110 percent sure i meant every single word i said at that point of time. the flying kite and jumping lake things, in big pink caps, no less)

i am probably falling back on my sad procrastinating ways again because i am blogging here instead of doing my chinese hmwk which is rotting in my bag and probably going "wai lumn! vandalise me with ink! spiilllll ink on me! blotch me! taint me!" especially since the rest have all handed up. sad right? oh well no chinese tmrw anyway. oh btw, eds auditions held tmrw yay can't wait to see who will be our new sec 1 juniors!

The cat meowed at 08:57 p.m.

Saturday, January 8, 2005

today went to mac's for eds meeting (bleah bleah bleah again lorX) and claire bought us all nice yummy fries. haahah its the new type which is all curly and taste different. tastes like potato. well i suppose the normal fries also taste like potato. but the two are different tastes. i dunno what the hell i'm talking about. okay they both have different potato tastes. arh. yupp. that's it.

i have loads of hmwk to catch up on after not going class for one week. die die die die die die. aiyah plus mrs shu is gonna give us three bleeding chem tests next week!!!

oh i'm addicted to phantom of the opera now btw. both the music and the movie(a bit corny but so? now we're singing to each other all day. "oh shi hui where are you" "oh wailumn i am here" to the various tunes cos all they do in the movie is sing. their ability to talk is impaired. have not watched the musical b4 so can't comment on that)

The cat meowed at 06:28 p.m.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

i mean what is that man? have nothing against neopets or mac's (the chicken foldover is oishi!) but the ad is targetted at children and it almosts seems like its saying, its ok to be an irresponsible pet owner because you have the neopets around. like, if you want a pet, you take care of it lah. i know maybe you're thinking that i'm thinking too much, and of course older viewers are more discerning, but what about the younger kids? the sort of perverse concept in the ads just totally puts me off. having your pets try to "entertain" you with such desperate measures in order to capture your attention and still fail? hello? pets are not there so they can beg you to bestow favour upon them. they are not meant to sit and rot in a corner when you are going gaga over something else, nor are they to go around groveling for scraps of love. i'm sure pet owners or non pet owners out there will agree with me. furthermore the ads are repeatedly aired during prime time slots, are targetted at a large audience, and yet this is the sort of value the mass media is portraying? it is only a 30 second slot or so, but it tells you so much. i don't think i'm thinking too much into it. perhaps the advertisers have neglected this point in their zeal to promote macdonald's promotions? i hope so. if they have realised this point, and yet still continued with it, then i think they've got to fix up their screws.

The cat meowed at 08:43 p.m.

Monday, December 27, 2004

i was walking back home at about five plus today, and funny how the weather can change so quickly. one second, the sun was trying to roast us all and the next minute, it starts getting all cold and drizzly (romantic or dementor-ish?)
in any case, there was a heck of a lot of drizzle (so is that raining? technically when it drizzles, its raining too right?) i walked without any shelter in the rain?drizzle? whatever. i wasn't exactly trying to be deep or philosophical or romantic or whatever. truth was, i couldn't be bothered to take out my umbrella cos i didn't want it to get wet. you're probably thinking like, wah gila woman or something. which, looking back on it, it was kind of like that, but at that time, i didn't want the darn umbrella out. (something to do with the eds session today? i don't know) when people are walking in the rain on tv, they are probably a)crazy b)sheltering some chio bu c)thinking deep d)wallowing in their own misery. i was doing neither of the above, because it was distracting to be in the rain. i was just very conscious of the rain pattering and the wind slapping all the droplets into my face and skirt, and realising, hey, wet. dunno lah. just watching mom nature be irritating. when i got home i was all drenched and my shirt all transparent, but i didn't really care

sorry this entry felt so weird. i dunno. i was just writing what i wanted to. whimsical? maybe.

The cat meowed at 06:03 p.m.

Monday, December 13, 2004

also went to suntec's arcade w/ claire eunice next big ting and wan qing. lolz. so we were just ddr-ing and eunice finally plucked up the guts to para so yay to her lolz. i prefer the 2nd version para machine compared to the rest tho. still. oh well.

i wonder who's gonna win survivor vanuatu. i hope its chris cos i cannot for the life of me stand twila. she's a bitch.

The cat meowed at 10:45 p.m.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

today the eds com went over to matthew's house to have meeting (i guess we got sick of using the eds room and kallang mac's) we sort of had a meeting that went round in circles discussing the same problems but even though we think we have the immediate solution, i think we all know the problem runs way deeper. but then again, what to do right? sometimes life's like that. it sucks whether you turn left or right. there are too many tasks at hand, too many people's feelings to consider, so one must be jeopardised. the problem is which...and sometimes so much time is wasted both go down the drain.

anyway because of all our limited attention spans, our meeting sort of disintegrated so we went to slack lolz. i got claire and eunice-next-big-ting to play five stones with me but then zai zai (matthew's schnauzer dog. needs grooming and breath mints but lovely all the same) came along whilst claire accidentally dropped a stone on the floor(we were playing on the sofa and she has a tendency to do that) and zai zai chomped up the stone (they're pink with white checks and filled with rice...my handiwork a couple of years ago) and ran away with it and ran all around the room and try as much as we might, we couldnt get him to drop it. we were like chasing him around for about 15 mins and he sort of ran about, revealed a sliver of it in between his teeth from time to time, reignited our hope and causing us to go "look look he hasn't swallowed it yet i saw it i saw it!!!" then promptly closed up his mouth again.

this went on till matt's dad took out bacon begging strips so zai ran to the kitchen and spit out the poor stone. oh well. lolz. it was quite ok, not too chewed up but it stank to high heaven and there was some blue thingy on the edge which i'm quite sure wasn't there at first. that stone is marked forever now. zai zai what did you do to it arh?

The cat meowed at 07:46 p.m.

Thursday, December 9, 2004

mmm december's weather may be pretty irritating sometimes, with all the rain and the sudden spurts of humidity. when you're outside, it keeps raining and your shoes get all soggy (if you're wearing sandals...your toes mop up water like sponges) and you squish all about and get pissed with your wet wrinkly feet or your awful rain-soaked shirt because you forgot an umbrella. if you're at home, it doesnt rain and its SO humid. murphy's law.

if you happen to be at home whilst it pours buckets outside, then wah! so nice! yay i love it when its like that (except that water will start leaking in the living room and flood the floor and we slip on our wet arses if we dont watch out) you get to lie in your bed all day with a nice book and your handphone and you can snuggle warmly under the covers in medium dim light(not too bright, not too dim, because of all the dark clouds fluffing away in the sky)the wind whistling in is nice and cool, and your blanket keeps you nice and snuggly and warm. mmm. and you continue devouring books. this kind of weather, i noticed, is prone to making pple sleep (like sleeping pills infused in the air?) and so you can just put a bookmark in the book, stuff it beside you, wriggle deeper into your covers, close your eyes, appreciate the harmony of the cool wind and warm blanket, then drift off to sleep. perfect! :)

have not done any christmas shopping yet whatsoever so sad. only just woke up and had a bowl of milo cornflakes and bathed my cats (they were skirling like ten nehs. make that twenty, since its double the trouble) my brother went off early in the morning to go to pulau tekong to report for BMT liao...so sad...he shall be away for a couple of weeks...shall miss him lolz. still, he had an enjoyable time at his prom last night, so i expect he has partied enough.

shall go snuggle in my covers with a book. ciao then!

The cat meowed at 10:19 a.m.

Sunday, December 5, 2004

HELLO!

The cat meowed at 08:11 a.m.

Thursday, December 2, 2004

The cat meowed at 10:32 a.m.

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

(even though sylvester rocks too...still...vote vote vote!)

The cat meowed at 08:54 p.m.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

went to raffles town club today to slack all day in uncle john's room and turns out the tv only has the normal terrestial channels + espn + cnn + one-more-sports-channel-can't-remember-what + hbo (which had no good movies on) + vv ch 55 + vv ch 56. darn. not even mtv or national geographic or E! or AXN or disney(claire's perennial obsession) but nvm. so me and my sister just sat in the air con room and read for nearly the whole day (our own...rtc's selection is pathetic)

then at 5 plus, my mom called up front desk to turn on the karaoke. its sort of this thing where all the room's karaoker systems are connected to a central one...you pick songs from a file and key them in. so anyway, my mom spent like 45 minutes fiddling with the control trying to turn on different functions but failing miserably. come to think of it, the majority of the time was spent playing with the buttons rather than actually singing. but no matter, anyway, cos we are no bunch of singers (my mother is somewhat remniscent of cameron diaz in my best friend's wedding, only that cameron diaz knew the lyrics and my mother didn't, or rather she couldnt read the fan ti chinese. however, this is not to imply she wasn't educated in it. maybe she forgot how to reAD the characters.) and plus the songs are practically ancient and caked with dust. the most recent song must be something like wannabe (spice girls) and backstreet's back, so that's really saying something. so we spent some time croaking out some nice but unfortunately, really old songs. mostly we were just laughing at the videos. because mostly they were not the original MVs, it was just some slo-mo shots of some ang moh couples with bad haircuts and hideous clothing shot in the late 80s or early 90s (as their monstrous haircuts suggested) and smiling and milling about, occasionally prancing about various objects, as if they were those dancers in bollywood movies bouncing around coconut trees although the bad haircut people were nowhere as proficient nor as aesthetically pleasing. for the record, i think the whole bollywood dancing sequence thing is quite cute( i mean the movie ones...not the masquerading karaoke ones). its amazing how they can get the whole set plus all the extras to dance so energetically swivel and shimmy, smile so widely while totally bringing out the beauty of the choreography.

my brother told me this joke today, and i thought it was damn lame, so here it is. no offence to anyone of course.

A curious boy came back from Sunday school, went up to his mother, who was busy washing the dishes and asked

"Mom, is God black or white?"M

The mother thought for a few seconds, then replied

"Why of course God's both dear"

The boy persisted, and asked, "Is God male or female then?"

"Why of course God's both"

"Then...does God like boys or girls?"

At this point, the mother was getting exasperated, so she just replied "Of course God likes them both!"

The boy nodded thoughtfully, then pulled at his mother's apron.

"What this time???"

"Mommy...is Michael Jackson God?"

The cat meowed at 10:15 p.m.

Sunday, October 31, 2004

The cat meowed at 01:58 p.m.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

gawd just look at the way my brain is rotting away. it'll be like tofu under an elephant's ass in no time.

oh yay singapore idol coming on soon! yay yay yay.

The cat meowed at 07:38 p.m.

Tuesday, October 5, 2004

it is two friggin days to the exams and yay, guess what? i havent studied.

just get ready to come to my funeral yarh? come on and sing this with me(to whatever tune you like)

this sounds silly. oh well, what can you expect? i haven't eaten eggs in a looooooooooong time.

just to end off-

Do you like

green-eggs-and-ham?

The cat meowed at 05:17 p.m.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

ok for some bloody unfathomable stupid out-of-this-world reason, certain words that are in my blog entries and friendster entries are hyperlinked to this stupid site called "http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=*whatever the word is*" ok so dont bother clicking even if u see a hyperlink. i think my com hasnt effectively removed all the cookies and stuff, cos my zonealarm isnt updated cos its a trial. oh yay. perfect. this is like totally smart. get on the internet without protection. worst comes to worst, maybe we just have to reformat the whole silly thing. AGAIN. so fun, dont you think?

ok, exams are like totally coming up, so i guess i wont be blogging much(like i have anyway) and this may come as a complete shock to you (haha.) but...

i.havent.started.studying.

ok like how much better can life get? i'm SUCH an ass of a procrastinator. you're going to laugh man. you know where i am now? i am planning to plan for studying for my exams. in case that sounds confusing to you, it actually means something simple that many can relate to. see, i have this little problem. ok. big problem thats churning out lots of little ones that are turning big. i havent started studying for my exaMS. thats because i havent planned what and how to study and filed all my notes. and the reason i havent planned is because i have a humungous backlog of homework(mostly chinese really. yeo dropped a bomb on me by saying that hopefully he's going to give us all our CA2 marks by next week. you want to know what tt means? tt means i have to hand up my homework asap) and i want to finish that bunch of homework so i can file everything properly and put everything together so its easier to study. so do you see now that i am planning the planning to study? hahahaha. oh and plus, if you see the size of my accordion file, you'll understand why i'm avoiding filing like the plague. look at the width of your wrist. yeah. multiply that by 3 times.

ok so far i've been just giving myself excuses as to why i'm not studying. you know that. i know that. so i'm gonna rot.

The cat meowed at 05:53 p.m.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Why did the Chicken cross the Road?

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either for us or against us.

COLIN POWELL
The chicken has been supplying al-Qaeda with arms.
There is obviously a link between the chicken and Osama bin Laden.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there may be potential for this chicken to have weapons of mass destruction,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads.
You may say I'm a dreamer - but I'm not the only hen.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

ARSENE WENGER
What chicken? I did not see it.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are even concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 version 1.0 will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book -
and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road,
or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not have sex with that chicken.

COLONEL SANDERS (KFC)
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n...

The cat meowed at 11:29 p.m.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The cat meowed at 11:43 p.m.

Monday, September 6, 2004

today after CCA ended was supposed to go out with allison bernice jz and elbey, but then EDS ended so darn late hahah so they went ahead anyway. in the end, i couldnt make it, so i went off to watch 13 going on 30 with eunice and wan qing. HAHAHAH omg like the movie is so DARN cute. only like, jennifer garner looks great sometimes, but she so doesnt sometimes. the guy is cute sometimes but nowehere near chad michael murray, judging from what i've from pple who've watched cinderella story. bleh. i want to watch to. if u're expecting to hear the plot, u can forget it.its great to watch with friends(eunice cried 3 times??? and this isnt even a war movie or something. the last time i cried at the movies was at the last samurai lolz)but you werent exactly expecting a chick flick to have a plot, were you?

The cat meowed at 08:11 p.m.

Friday, September 3, 2004

oh man. the questions i got i think like evrybody got along the same line, same concept. mr lu was toking in chinese, mr ang mixed, and miss yeo english, so i was like, answeing them liddat respectively and it was a bit of a mouthful. bish*. anyway, like the entire silly thing was centred around cca. some samples...

q: if both SC and EDS has something evry important to do and it unfortunately clashes on the same day, which one will you go for.
a: er i'll try to make sure they dont clash. but if they do, i'll see which one needs my attendence more. if eds has less pple, i'll go there. if sc has less, i'll go there. *smiles nervously*
q: but if they are both really important? *presses and stresses hard on this a couple of times*
a: er. erm. er. erm. probably EDS. *nervous and sheepish* because i've been in eds for such a long time, theres a connection already
q: *smiles and smiles and smiles and smiles* (if they do this to evry student i bet their faces are cracking away now)suppose you are v-chair of eds and we offer you v-chair position in SC, which would you take? you can only take one, unless you think you can take both. can you? no right? (*sweatdrop...lousy rhetorics) so which one would you take?
a: er. still eds. *blabbers on while they smile* q: (asks a few more related questions which i'm too lazy to put here) if one of your friends break a rule, what would you do? a: (like, how the hell am i supposed to answer this???? i see rule breaking on a daily basis, and hourly basis, a minutely basis, a secondly basis!!! i MYSELF break rules!!! so i just crapped. i regret to say i basically lied a bit. but not really lie. since its a hypothetical situation if i'm already in the sc)er. i'll tell them to stop.
q: what if they dont?
a: er. i'll tell them again. and if they dont listen...i will...er..report them to a teacher. (who does that anyway??? teachers will have a ton on their hands then)

*bish* after i talked to desmond i have come to the realisation that the teachers' purpose in questioning me and sticking me in a sc-and-cca-dilemma-hypothetical-situation is to prompt me to give them the ideal answer. crap. anyway, that part i was quite truthful but it probably isnt gonna get me anywhere anyway. haiz. some pple got called tonight, and those are those who are shortlisted for second round interview tmrw for comm. SO SAD...i didnt get call yet hahah still waiting!!! (this is strangely remniscent of the eds comm thing) yvonne and tiff and aik siong and pauline got liao...haiz. allison and claire are despairing away. shi hui and me and like despairing away...cos like. if dont get into comm, like a bit sad...cos if get, can do more things. and i think i can do it. i think so, really. but if dont...also nvm lah. try best anyway right. if i quit cos of that also veri bad lah. BLEAH. shit lah. hopefully lu's hp ran out of batt or something then cant call me. i WISH.

oh jeez. this is such a dumb entry. but wtva. why the hell am i whining.

The cat meowed at 08:38 p.m.

Thursday, August 26, 2004

dick lee(to olinda): i'm only saying that cos i like your shoes*camera pans onto shoes right on cue, revealing shoes to be a nice black and white, tho mannish pair*
florence lian(to beng): this lian hereby declares you are not beng
ken(to guy who sings i can go the distance: you agree this song is supposed to be inspirational right? i dont feel that. i feel discouraged.

dotz, weird comments, no? a pity ther singapore idol stage is so small(literally and figuratively)...it jut doesnt have that crowd feel and the glam of american idol yah...

jee needs to go up there to up the glam factor. he'll do well indeed. he is cute mah hahah. jee shrine jee shrine!

The cat meowed at 9:26 p.m.